Once in a while out of our mundane life and among us we see a talent which in itself is divine. A talent which from far seems ordinary but when someone put you in same circumstances only then you will be able to truly understand the extra ordinary talent.
What can be such talent? And what can be such circumstances? Well, imagine you are in a cab which is running full capacity in delhi’s heat where temperature is easily 40 degree if not more, ofcourse there lots of bumps and gaddas on road and on top of it there is NO AC in cab. Yaa that’s right that how W***O employees travel. I don’t think hell could be any worse. Its just take 2 hours each side to commute. And if some one can nap peacefully in this hell like situation .. well that’s a divine talent.
I am not talking about weak nap in which you are aware what going on around you but a hard and strong nap in which you sleep like as if you had a full bottle of whisky and after that not any amount of heat, bumps or smell can wake her up. I have seen that divine talent with my own eyes in none other than Navya a collegue of mine in W***O. She sleep like any thing and her sleeping way in cab is inspiration to all of guys and especially our Netas and ministers who know they will go to hell.
I got a chance to speak to Navya about this divine talent of hers. “It started in school.. when I use to sleep in classes all the time” she giggles. “But it was only in MBA it become truly a challenge because faculty (who thinks they were clever that me) use to catch me sleeping and warned me.”. she said with eyes of a revolutionary. It was then she decided that she will become a napping expert that is she will be able to sleep any where any time and for any amount of time. Well then did she manage to sleep in those MBA lectures? “Of course I did.” She exclaimed. “I stared wearing tainted specs. So faculty never was able to catch me sleeping in class” she said proudly.
Similarly when she stated in w****o cabs, she took up the challenge to sleep in a hell like situation. She was able to develop two different of sleeping in W***O Cabs:
OPEN Mouth Technique: To tackle unbearable heat she sleeps with open mouth with her neck resting on top of seat support. “This helps in tackling with heat as more air goes inside lungs which balance the temperature with outside.”. You must be wondering what if a flies or mosquitoes go in? Well Navya is so clever to already develop a solution for the problem. “I don’t brush my teeths in morning and eat some onions. So, bad breath keep flies and mosquitoes away.” She confesses the bitter (and smelly) truth with honesty.
Ok fine she is able to manage heat and flys and mosquitoes problem. But then what about bumps and all tha gaddhas on roads? There comes in the second technique:
The Jerking head: It is a technique where her head keep on jerking every second. What happens is when head keep jerking by itself (one jerk per second) it does not realize when the actual bumps come and make head jerks because head is get used to jerking which becomes part of sleep. Isint this insanely genius?
What next by such a genius. The Jerking head make your neck very strong. So she is writing a book for the criminals on how to make their neck strong to that they will not die even if they get hanged. Wow a grand cause, I will say.
Also Buddhist monks invited her teach them on how to nap under extreame circumstances. Welll as they say there is a Buddha in everyone. I will say there is a Navya in every one (atleast in every W***O employee)














